Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
