tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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