I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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