please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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