Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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