Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I cut my penus on the lid.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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