Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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