I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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