she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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