i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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