And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
