The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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