ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
there is puke in my bra ... again
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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