talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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