Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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