im about as happy as oj after his trial
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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