in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
