So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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