i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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