No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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