I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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