Farmville is her only friend.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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