i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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