nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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