If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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