Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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