someone threw a dead crab at me
I need help removing her.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
being pregnant is like rehab
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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