how can u be prego again
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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