Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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