i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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