the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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