White coat. Heels.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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