I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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