I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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