I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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