i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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