why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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