i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
