no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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