you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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