Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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