so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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