Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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