Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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