My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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