awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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