butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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