he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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