I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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