Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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